Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd August 2006

Dilbert//6339, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 23rd August 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, I've documented all of your disciplinary issues in your personnel file."

"You have violations for every letter of the alphabet except Z. For some reason you missed that one."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'VE DOCUMENTED ALL OF YOUR DISCIPLINARY ISSUES IN YOUR PERSONNEL FILE.

YOU HAVE VIOLATIONS FOR EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET EXCEPT Z. FOR SOME REASON YOU MISSED THAT ONE.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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