Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd August 2006

Dilbert//6339, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 23rd August 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, I've documented all of your disciplinary issues in your personnel file."

"You have violations for every letter of the alphabet except Z. For some reason you missed that one."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'VE DOCUMENTED ALL OF YOUR DISCIPLINARY ISSUES IN YOUR PERSONNEL FILE.

YOU HAVE VIOLATIONS FOR EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET EXCEPT Z. FOR SOME REASON YOU MISSED THAT ONE.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Disciplinary Issues"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, seated at his desk with a stack of papers in front of him. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated across from him.

• The boss expresses concern about Dilbert's "disciplinary issues" and mentions that he has documented all of them in his personnel file.
• Dilbert responds by pointing out that he has violated the alphabet except for the letter Z, which he missed.
• The boss is taken aback by this revelation and appears surprised by Dilbert's excuse.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert falling asleep at his desk, indicating that he is not taking the situation seriously.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of disciplinary actions and the ways in which employees may try to justify their behavior.
• It also highlights the absurdity of some workplace rules and regulations.
• The use of humor and satire allows the comic strip to comment on these issues in a lighthearted way.

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