Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th September 2006

Dilbert//6372, first published twenty years ago on Monday 25th September 2006

Official transcript

I'm in trouble. Do we have a witness protection program for office snitches? "I have the perfect hiding place for employees."

"I'm gonna go eat some asparagus. Try to blend in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN TROUBLE. DO WE HAVE A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM FOR OFFICE SNITCHES?

I HAVE THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE FOR EMPLOYEES.

I'M GONNA GO EAT SOME ASPARAGUS.

TRY TO BLEND IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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