Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th September 2006

Dilbert//6372, first published twenty years ago on Monday 25th September 2006

Official transcript

I'm in trouble. Do we have a witness protection program for office snitches? "I have the perfect hiding place for employees."

"I'm gonna go eat some asparagus. Try to blend in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN TROUBLE. DO WE HAVE A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM FOR OFFICE SNITCHES?

I HAVE THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE FOR EMPLOYEES.

I'M GONNA GO EAT SOME ASPARAGUS.

TRY TO BLEND IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Office Snitches"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a red cat, the company's witness protection program for office snitches, and a peculiar employee's request.

• Panel 1: A man inquires about the witness protection program for office snitches.
• Panel 2: The red cat, the program's administrator, is revealed to have a hiding place for employees.
• Panel 3: A cat requests permission to eat asparagus and blend in with the rest of the employees.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.