Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd October 2006

Dilbert//6379, first published twenty years ago on Monday 2nd October 2006

Official transcript

I come from a place where we have many colorful folk sayings! "I'm happier than a wooden spoon at a spelling bee."

"Most of 'em don't mean nothin'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COME FROM A PLACE WHERE WE HAVE MANY COLORFUL FOLK SAYINGS!

IM HAPPIER THAN A WOODEN SPOON AT A SPELLING BEE.

MOST OF 'EM DON'T MEAN NOTHIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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