Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd October 2006

Dilbert//6380, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 3rd October 2006

Official transcript

Did you start the benchmark tests? "I'm all over that like a caterpillar on my Sunday pants."

"Does that mean...yes?"

"Do birds eat beans to fly faster?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU START THE BENCHMARK TESTS?

I'M ALL OVER THAT LIKE A CATERPILLAR ON MY SUNDAY PANTS DOES THAT MEAN ... YES?

DO BIRDS EAT BEANS TO FLY FASTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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