Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th October 2006

Dilbert//6381, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 4th October 2006

Official transcript

"I cannot decide if you are very wise or just a big stupid moron."

"Well, I'll tell you, little cowpoke, when the snake falls in love with the spaghetti, it's time to buy a new hat."

"You look more flustered than a barefoot squirrel at a tire store."

"Gaaa!!! They almost make sense!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANNOT DECIDE IF YOU ARE VERY WISE OR JUST A BIG STUPID MORON WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, LITTLE COWPOKE, WHEN THE SNAKE FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE SPAGHETTI, IT'S TIME TO BUY A NEW HAT.

YOU LOOK MORE FLUSTERED THAN A BAREFOOT SQUIRREL AT A TIRE STORE.

GAAA!!! THEY ALMOST MAKE SENSE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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