Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th October 2006

Dilbert//6382, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 5th October 2006

Official transcript

"Hello, tech support, my computer is frozen."

"Try hanging up and slamming your hand in a drawer."

"How's work?"

"My average call time is down and my job satisfaction is up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, TECH SUPPORT, MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN.

TRY HANGING UP AND SLAMMING YOUR HAND IN A DRAWER.

HOW'S WORK?

MY AVERAGE CALL TIME IS DOWN AND MY JOB SATISFACTION IS UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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