Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th October 2006

Dilbert//6382, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 5th October 2006

Official transcript

"Hello, tech support, my computer is frozen."

"Try hanging up and slamming your hand in a drawer."

"How's work?"

"My average call time is down and my job satisfaction is up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, TECH SUPPORT, MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN.

TRY HANGING UP AND SLAMMING YOUR HAND IN A DRAWER.

HOW'S WORK?

MY AVERAGE CALL TIME IS DOWN AND MY JOB SATISFACTION IS UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Frozen Tech Support"

Summary:

• A man calls tech support, explaining that his computer is frozen.
• The tech support representative, a dog, responds with a humorous solution: "Try hanging up and slamming your hand in a drawer."
• The man is confused by the response and asks how work is going.
• The dog replies, "My average call time is down and my job satisfaction is up."

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of tech support representatives being unhelpful or unprofessional.
• The use of a dog as the tech support representative adds to the comedic effect.
• The strip highlights the frustration that can come with dealing with frozen computers and unhelpful customer service.

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