Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th October 2006

Dilbert//6383, first published twenty years ago on Friday 6th October 2006

Official transcript

This t-shirt goes to Ted for his work on the alpha project. "Your work was terrible. You're fired."

IDIOT "It was frightening."

"Were you scared shirtless?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS T-SHIRT GOES TO TED FOR HIS WORK ON THE ALPHA PROJECT.

YOUR WORK WAS TERRIBLE. YOU'RE FIRED.

1010T IT WAS FRIGHTENING.

WERE YOU SCARED SHIRTLESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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