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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th October 2006

Dilbert//6384, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 7th October 2006


Official transcript

I need to blame someone for the failure of Project Alpha. "Use the plunger of blame. It's the latest technology for randomly distributing blame."

"Please tell me that someone is patting me on the back right now."

BLAME

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO BLAME SOMEONE FOR THE FAILURE OF PROJECT ALPHA.

USE THE PLUNGER OF BLAME. IT'S THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR RANDOMLY DISTRIBUTING BLAME.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT SOMEONE IS PATTING ME ON THE BACK RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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