Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd December 2006

Dilbert//6440, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 2nd December 2006

Official transcript

"Our CEO is here to answer any of your questions about our restatement of earnings."

"Will you return your $25,000,000 bonus from last year, now that you acknowledge it was unearned?"

"And what's your name?"

"Dilbert."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO IS HERE TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR RESTATEMENT OF EARNINGS.

WILL YOU RETURN YOUR $25,000,000 BONUS FROM LAST YEAR, NOW THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT WAS UNEARNED?

AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DILBERT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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