Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th January 2007

Dilbert//6476, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 7th January 2007

Tags

made up words good laugh words incentement robustify flexitate leadershipping underboard moralify

Official transcript

"Tina, I need you to edit this before I send it out."

"Sure. I could use a good laugh."

"Let's start with the words that aren't words."

"Incentiment...robustify...flexitate...and leadershipping."

"I'll take those out and see what's left."

"'If you're not onboard with quality excellence, you're underboard.'"

"WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"

"Why do I even bother trying to moralify these people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, I NEED YOU TO EDIT THIS BEFORE I SEND IT OUT.

SURE. I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH.

LET'S START WITH THE WORDS THAT AREN'T WORDS.

INCENTIMENT...

ROBUSTIFY..

FLEXITATE... AND LEADERSHIPPING.

I'LL TAKE THOSE OUT AND SEE WHAT'S LEFT.

"IF YOU'RE NOT ONBOARD WITH YOU RE UNDER BOARD.

WA-HA-HA HA-HA-HA WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO MORALIFY THESE PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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