Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th January 2007

Dilbert//6477, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 8th January 2007

Tags

advice avoid facts cubicle paid commissions sales engineer truth sales rep

Official transcript

"I'm making you a sales engineer. You'll be paid on commission."

"When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth."

"Try to avoid facts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM MAKING YOU A SALES ENGINEER.

YOULL BE PAID ON COMMISSION.

WHEN OUR SALES REPS LIE, IT WILL BE YOUR JOB TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE TRUTH.

TRY TO AVOID FACTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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