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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2007

Dilbert//6493, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2007


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alien bring technology handle oa agavel new guy order in the court simpletons snout working out health


Official transcript

I came to this company to bring the technology of my advanced culture to you simpletons. "Has anyone ever told you that your snout is like the handle of a gavel?"

"A what?"

"How's the new guy working out?"

"ORDER IN THE COURT!"

BAM BAM BAM

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAME TO THIS COMPANY TO BRING THE TECHNOLOGY OF MY ADVANCED CULTURE TO YOU SIMPLETONS.

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR SNOUT IS LIKE THE HANDLE OF A GAVEL?

WHAT?

HOW'S THE NEW GUY WORKING OUT?

ORDER IN THE COURT!

BAM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Snout-Gavel"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, in a courtroom setting.
  • Dilbert is called to the stand and questioned about his advanced culture.
  • The judge asks if Dilbert's snout is like the handle of a gavel.
  • Dilbert responds with confusion and asks how the new guy is working out.
  • The new guy is revealed to be a court employee, who is being ordered to work out by the judge.

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