Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2007

Dilbert//6493, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2007

Tags

alien bring technology handle oa agavel new guy order in the court simpletons snout working out health

Official transcript

I came to this company to bring the technology of my advanced culture to you simpletons. "Has anyone ever told you that your snout is like the handle of a gavel?"

"A what?"

"How's the new guy working out?"

"ORDER IN THE COURT!"

BAM BAM BAM

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAME TO THIS COMPANY TO BRING THE TECHNOLOGY OF MY ADVANCED CULTURE TO YOU SIMPLETONS.

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR SNOUT IS LIKE THE HANDLE OF A GAVEL?

WHAT?

HOW'S THE NEW GUY WORKING OUT?

ORDER IN THE COURT!

BAM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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