Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th March 2007

Dilbert//6540, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 12th March 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert's speakers bureau "I booked you to do the keynote speech for a big company."

"They need a speaker who is so boring and uninspiring that their CEO's humorous skit seems less soul-crushing."

"How large is the audience?"

"1,500 victims."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S SPEAKERS BUREAU I BOOKED YOU TO DO THE KEYNOTE SPEECH FOR A BIG COMPANY.

THEY NEED A SPEAKER WHO IS SO BORING AND UNINSPIRING THAT THEIR CEO'S HUMOROUS SKIT SEEMS LESS SOUL-CRUSHING.

HOW LARGE 1S THE AUDIENCE?

1,500 VICTIMS.

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