Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2007

Dilbert//6541, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2007

Official transcript

Wally's keynote speech "The source of all unhappiness is other people."

"The sooner you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy."

"That's the stupidest advice I've ever heard!"

"Hey, it's a talking ottoman! Hee-hee!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY'S KEYNOTE SPEECH THE SOURCE OF ALL UNHAPPINESS IS OTHER PEOPLE.

THE SOONER YOU LEARN TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS NOISY FURNITURE, THE SOONER YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST ADVICE IVE EVER HEARD!

HEY, IT'S A TALKING OTTOMAN!

HEE-HEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Stupidest Advice"

Summary:

• Wally delivers a keynote speech to an audience, proclaiming that the source of all unhappiness is other people.
• He advises the audience to think of others as noisy furniture, which will bring them happiness.
• The audience is unimpressed, and one person, a talking ottoman, responds with sarcasm, calling Wally's advice the stupidest he has ever heard.

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