Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2007

Dilbert//6541, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2007

Official transcript

Wally's keynote speech "The source of all unhappiness is other people."

"The sooner you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy."

"That's the stupidest advice I've ever heard!"

"Hey, it's a talking ottoman! Hee-hee!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY'S KEYNOTE SPEECH THE SOURCE OF ALL UNHAPPINESS IS OTHER PEOPLE.

THE SOONER YOU LEARN TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS NOISY FURNITURE, THE SOONER YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST ADVICE IVE EVER HEARD!

HEY, IT'S A TALKING OTTOMAN!

HEE-HEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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