Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th March 2007

Dilbert//6542, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 14th March 2007

Tags

advice finances money obliviousness

Open source transcript

FINANCIAL ADVISOR YOUVE MADE A LOT OF MONEY AS A DEMOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.

I RECOMMEND ALLOCATING 2% OF IT TO ME, AND 98% TO THINGS THAT SOUND GOOD IF YOU DON'T LOOK INTO THEM TOO CLOSELY.

HOW ABOUT A MANAGED STOCK FUND WITH HIGH CHURN AND A BIG FRONT-END LOAD?

SOUNDS GOOD.

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