Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th March 2007

Dilbert//6542, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 14th March 2007

Tags

advice finances money obliviousness

Open source transcript

FINANCIAL ADVISOR YOUVE MADE A LOT OF MONEY AS A DEMOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.

I RECOMMEND ALLOCATING 2% OF IT TO ME, AND 98% TO THINGS THAT SOUND GOOD IF YOU DON'T LOOK INTO THEM TOO CLOSELY.

HOW ABOUT A MANAGED STOCK FUND WITH HIGH CHURN AND A BIG FRONT-END LOAD?

SOUNDS GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Financial Advice from a Demotivational Speaker"

Summary:

• A financial advisor recommends allocating 2% of one's money to a managed stock fund with high churn and a big front-end load.
• The advisor claims this is a good investment opportunity, despite the high fees and potential for losses.
• The client is skeptical and asks if they should invest in the fund.
• The advisor responds with a demotivational quote, saying "Sounds good."
• The client is left confused and unsure about the investment advice.

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