Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st April 2007

Dilbert//6560, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 1st April 2007

Tags

busy make appointment always busy in between no time make no time unpredictable secretary shouts

Official transcript

"Do you have a minute?"

"No, I'm busy."

"When would be a good time for me to come back?"

"Come back when I'm not busy."

"Aren't you always busy?"

"Heck, no."

"Sometimes I'm in between doing one thing and doing another thing."

"When will that happen?"

"It's unpredictable."

"Ask Carol to call you when I'm not busy."

"Carol, would you..."

"I'M BUSY!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

NO. IM BUSY.

WHEN WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO COME BACK?

COME BACK WHEN I'M NOT BUSY.

ARENT YOU ALWAYS BUSY?

HECK, SOMETIMES I'M IN BETWEEN DOING ONE THING AND DOING ANOTHER THING.

WHEN WILL THAT HAPPEN?

IT'S UNPREDICTABLE.

ASK CAROL TO CALL YOU WHEN IM NOT BUSY.

CAROL, WOULD YOU...

I'M BUSY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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