Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd April 2007

Dilbert//6561, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 2nd April 2007

Tags

ceo eliminate dept what do we do explain things morons

Official transcript

Our CEO wants to eliminate our department because he doesn't know what we do. "I need someone to tell me what we do so I can tell him."

"We explain things to morons."

"Should I be writing this down?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WANTS TO ELIMINATE OUR DEPARTMENT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WE DO.

I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME WHAT WE DO SO I CAN TELL HIM.

WE EXPLAIN THINGS TO MORONS.

SHOULD I BE WRITING THIS DOWN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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