Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd April 2007

Dilbert//6562, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd April 2007

Official transcript

"Asok, I need you to create a PowerPoint presentation that will save our department from being eliminated."

"You must quantify the unquantifiable. And that can only be done by a process that I call lying."

"Lying is a process?"

"It can be, if you use enough slides."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I NEED YOU TO CREATE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION THAT WILL SAVE OUR DEPARTMENT FROM BEING ELIMINATED.

YOU MUST QUANTIFY THE UNQUANTIFIABLE.

AND THAT CAN ONLY BE DONE BY A PROCESS THAT I CALL LYING.

LYING IS A PROCESS?

IT CAN BE, IF YOU USE ENOUGH SLIDES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lying is a Process"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Asok and Dilbert, where Asok requests Dilbert to create a PowerPoint presentation that will save their department from being eliminated. However, Dilbert emphasizes the importance of quantifying the unquantifiable and doing so by a process that he calls lying. The conversation highlights the absurdity of using PowerPoint presentations to justify the elimination of departments, and the humorous exchange between the two characters showcases the challenges of presenting complex information in a clear and concise manner.

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