Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd April 2007

Dilbert//6562, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd April 2007

Official transcript

"Asok, I need you to create a PowerPoint presentation that will save our department from being eliminated."

"You must quantify the unquantifiable. And that can only be done by a process that I call lying."

"Lying is a process?"

"It can be, if you use enough slides."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I NEED YOU TO CREATE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION THAT WILL SAVE OUR DEPARTMENT FROM BEING ELIMINATED.

YOU MUST QUANTIFY THE UNQUANTIFIABLE.

AND THAT CAN ONLY BE DONE BY A PROCESS THAT I CALL LYING.

LYING IS A PROCESS?

IT CAN BE, IF YOU USE ENOUGH SLIDES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.