Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th April 2007

Dilbert//6563, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 4th April 2007

Official transcript

I need to quantify the benefits of our department. Any ideas? "I recommend dishonesty."

"Would that work?"

"It made me the man I am today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO QUANTIFY THE BENEFITS OF OUR DEPARTMENT.

ANY IDEAS?

I RECOMMEND DISHONESTY.

WOULD THAT WORK?

IT MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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