Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th April 2007

Dilbert//6564, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 5th April 2007

Official transcript

I have the ability to quantify the unquantifiable. "That is why they call me Dogbert the quantifier."

"Who calls you that?"

"Eight people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE THE ABILITY TO QUANTIFY THE UNQUANTIFIABLE.

THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME DOGBERT THE QUANTIFIER.

WHO CALLS YOU THAT?

EIGHT PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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