Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th May 2007

Dilbert//6594, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 5th May 2007

Official transcript

"My side job as a cartoonist is doing well, so this is my resignation."

"My new career involves sitting around in my pajamas and thinking of ways to ridicule you."

"Actually, it's not so much a letter of resignation as it is a drawing of your body with a manure head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SIDE JOB AS A CARTOONIST IS DOING WELL, SO THIS IS MY RESIGNATION.

MY NEW CAREER INVOLVES SITTING AROUND IN MY PAJAMAS AND THINKING OF WAYS TO RIDICULE YOU.

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT SO MUCH A LETTER OF RESIGNATION AS IT IS A DRAWING OF YOUR BODY WITH A MANURE HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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