Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th August 2007

Dilbert//6692, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 11th August 2007

Tags

dogbert for president terrorits skull salad bowls steal money vote pollution has viatamins lies fabrications intimidations politics

Official transcript

Dogbert for President "Vote for me or the terrorists will use your skulls for salad bowls."

"I promise to take money from the people who don't vote for me and give it to the people who do."

"Pollution has vitamins!"

"I like how he makes me feel."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT FOR PRESIDENT VOTE FOR ME OR THE TERRORISTS WILL USE YOUR SKULLS FOR SALAD BOWLS.

I PROMISE TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T VOTE FOR ME AND GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO DO.

POLLUTION HAS VITAMINS!

I LIKE HOW HE MAKES ME FEEL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert for President"

Summary:

• Dogbert announces his candidacy for president, promising to use the funds he collects from people who don't vote for him to purchase salad bowls.
• He also vows to give the money to those who do vote for him.
• Dogbert's campaign slogan is "Vote for me or the terrorists will use your skulls for salad bowls."
• In a separate panel, Dogbert addresses the issue of pollution, stating that it has vitamins and that he likes how it makes him feel.

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