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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th September 2007

Dilbert//6726, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 14th September 2007


Tags

new vp of marketing improve revenues ridiculous lie gullible moron he believed it touche


Official transcript

Our new VP of marketing promises to improve our revenues by ten billion percent! "That is a ridiculous lie that only a gullible moron would believe."

"Oh yeah? How do you explain the fact that HE believed it?"

"Touche"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW VP OF MARKETING PROMISES TO IMPROVE OUR REVENUES BY TEN BILLION PERCENT!

THAT IS A RIDICULOUS LIE THAT ONLY A GULLIBLE MORON WOULD BELIEVE.

OH YEAH? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT HE BELIEVED IT?

TOUCH

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