Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th September 2007

Dilbert//6727, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 15th September 2007

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vp of marketing spray paint the oadkill dishonesty isn't mortal won't work

Official transcript

Dogbert, the VP of marketing "It's my job to spraypaint the roadkill."

"I'll use a process the experts call 'dishonesty'."

"My motto is 'if it isn't immoral, it probably won't work'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, THE VP OF MARKETING IT'S MY JOB TO SPRAYPAINT THE ROADKILL.

I'LL USE A PROCESS THE EXPERTS CALL "DISHONESTY." MY MOTTO IS "IF IT ISN'T IMMORAL, IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dishonesty"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, the VP of Marketing, who is determined to spray paint the roadkill.
• He claims that it's his job to do so, but his motto is "If it isn't immoral, it probably won't work."
• The experts call his approach "dishonesty," but Dogbert is undeterred.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may take shortcuts or engage in unethical behavior to get the job done, even if it means going against established norms or guidelines.

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