Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th September 2007

Dilbert//6729, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 17th September 2007

Tags

vp of marketing describe prodcut marketing language overheat hottest prodcut know carcinigens appreciate life!

Official transcript

Dogbert, the VP of marketing "Describe your product in technical terms and I'll turn it into marketing language."

"Well, it tends to overheat."

"'hottest product on the market!'"

"All the parts are known carcinogens."

"Makes you appreciate life!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, THE VP OF MARKETING DESCRIBE YOUR PRODUCT IN TECHNICAL TERMS AND I'LL TURN IT INTO MARKETING LANGUAGE.

WELL, IT TENDS TO OVERHEAT.

"HOTTEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET!" ALL THE PARTS ARE KNOWN CARCINOGENS "MAKES YOU APPRECIATE LIFE!"

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