Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th October 2007

Dilbert//6772, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 30th October 2007

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credible scientist products harm enbviornment cats doubt on data eat wrong food hope you die

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults "Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment."

"I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data."

"Then eat the wrong kinds of foods and hope you die before the earth does."

"You're making me hungry!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS EVERY CREDIBLE SCIENTIST ON EARTH SAYS YOUR PRODUCTS HARM THE ENVIRONMENT.

I RECOMMEND PAYING WEASELS TO WRITE ARTICLES CASTING DOUBT ON THE DATA.

THEN EAT THE WRONG KINDS OF FOODS AND HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE THE EARTH DOES.

YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY!

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