Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd March 2008

Dilbert//6896, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 2nd March 2008

Tags

dismissive and insulting eduction experience needed insulting answer snake mittens rejected idea

Official transcript

What do you think of my idea? "It won't work."

"Why not?"

"Do you want the long answer that you won't understand because you possess neither the experience nor the education needed?"

"Or the dismissive and insulting answer that has the advantage of being quick?"

"Another advantage of the insulting answer is that you can tell people I rejected your idea because I didn't think of it myself."

"I guess I'll take the insulting answer."

"Fine. Your idea is dummber than snake mittens."

"What do you have against snake mittens?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY IDEA?

WONT WORK.

WHY NOT?

DO YOU WANT THE LONG ANSWER THAT YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU POSSESS NEITHER THE EXPERIENCE NOR THE EDUCATION NEEDED?

OR THE DISMISSIVE AND INSULTING ANSWER THAT HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING QUICK?

ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF THE INSULTING ANSWER IS THAT YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE I REJECTED YOUR IDEA BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK OF IT MYSELF.

I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE INSULTING ANSWER.

FINE. YOUR IDEA IS DUMBER THAN SNAKE MITTENS.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SNAKE MITTENS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Insulting Answer"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with bureaucratic red tape.
• In this strip, Dilbert is asked to provide an answer to a question, but he is met with a dismissive and insulting response from the person asking the question.
• Dilbert's response is a clever and humorous way of pointing out the absurdity of the situation, and the comic strip pokes fun at the frustrations that many people experience in their daily lives.
• The strip is a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of dealing with difficult people and situations, and it is sure to resonate with anyone who has ever felt frustrated or annoyed by someone's behavior.

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