Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd March 2008

Dilbert//6897, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 3rd March 2008

Tags

borrow pen company like family culture search computer sign docuemnt test for dugs trust and respect manipulate

Official transcript

This company is like a family. Our culture is based on trust and respect. "Now sign this document that says we can test you for drugs and search your computer and your office."

"Can I borrow your pen?"

"do I look like Bill and Melinda Gates?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS COMPANY IS LIKE A FAMILY. OUR CULTURE IS BASED ON TRUST AND RESPECT.

NOW SIGN THIS DOCUMENT THAT SAYS WE CAN TEST YOU FOR DRUGS AND SEARCH YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR OFFICE.

CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN?

DO I LOOK LIKE BILL AND MELINDA GATES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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