Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th March 2008

Dilbert//6913, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 19th March 2008

Tags

breaks down cries date endless stories huge defects restaurant series of stoires soul crushed

Official transcript

"I look different from my online picture because it was taken before my coworkers crushed my soul."

"Would you like to hear an endless series of stories about a coworker you don't know?"

"okay."

"Really? Gee, you must have some huge defects of your own."

"I don't deserve to be happy!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOOK DIFFERENT FROM MY ONLINE PICTURE BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN BEFORE MY COWORKERS CRUSHED MY SOUL.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR AN ENDLESS SERIES OF STORIES ABOUT A COWORKER YOU DON'T KNOW?

OKAY.

REALLY?

GEE, YOU MUST HAVE SOME HUGE DEFECTS OF YOUR OWN.

I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HAPPY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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