Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th March 2008

Dilbert//6913, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 19th March 2008

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breaks down cries date endless stories huge defects restaurant series of stoires soul crushed

Official transcript

"I look different from my online picture because it was taken before my coworkers crushed my soul."

"Would you like to hear an endless series of stories about a coworker you don't know?"

"okay."

"Really? Gee, you must have some huge defects of your own."

"I don't deserve to be happy!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOOK DIFFERENT FROM MY ONLINE PICTURE BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN BEFORE MY COWORKERS CRUSHED MY SOUL.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR AN ENDLESS SERIES OF STORIES ABOUT A COWORKER YOU DON'T KNOW?

OKAY.

REALLY?

GEE, YOU MUST HAVE SOME HUGE DEFECTS OF YOUR OWN.

I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HAPPY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Coworker's Story"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and his colleague, at a restaurant. The colleague is eager to share a story about a coworker, but Dilbert is hesitant due to his own personal issues. The colleague persists, asking if Dilbert would like to hear the story, and Dilbert agrees, but only if the colleague can guarantee that the story will not be about him. The colleague reassures Dilbert that the story is about someone else, and Dilbert finally agrees to listen.

Key Points:

• The comic strip highlights the importance of boundaries and personal space in the workplace.
• It also touches on the idea that sometimes, people may not be ready to hear certain types of information or stories.
• The conversation between Dilbert and his colleague is lighthearted and humorous, but it also raises important questions about how we interact with each other in the workplace.

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