Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd May 2008

Dilbert//6957, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 2nd May 2008

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alternative fuel divison oil into watwer uninhabitable wasteland water into fuel

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our alternative fuel division has found a way to turn fresh water into fuel!"

Dilbert says, "Wouldn't that turn the world into an uninhabitable wasteland in the long run?"

the Boss says, "Not if someone finds a way to turn oil into water."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ALTERNATIVE FUEL DIVISION HAS FOUND A WAY TO TURN FRESH WATER INTO FUEL!

WATER FUEL WOULDN'T THAT TURN THE WORLD INTO AN UNINHABITABLE WASTELAND IN THE LONG RUN?

NOT IF SOMEONE FINDS A WAY TO TURN OIL INTO WATER

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