Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd May 2008

Dilbert//6958, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 3rd May 2008

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new guy project team foul stench stink of failure follows man

Official transcript

Man says, "You must be Dilbert. I'm the new guy on your project team."

Dilbert says, "What's that foul stench?"

Man says, "It's the stink of failure. It follows me around from project to project."

Dilbert says, "How do I get if off?!!"

Man says, "You can dilute it by shaking hands."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MUST BE DILBERT. I'M THE NEW GUY ON YOUR PROJECT TEAM WHAT'S THAT FOUL STENCH?

IT'S THE STINK OF FAILURE. IT FOLLOWS ME FROM PROJECT TO PROJECT.

HOW DO I GET IT OFF?!!

YOU CAN DILUTE IT BY SHAKING HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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