Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd May 2008

Dilbert//6977, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 22nd May 2008

Tags

fixed satellite surround sound water filter dates fix it guys

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I fixed your satellite dish connection and tuned your surround sound system. Now can we go on our date?"

A womany says, "That was our date. In ten minutes I'm dating a guy who will replace the water filter in my refrigerator."

Dilbert says, "I can do that."

A woman says, "You're welcome to stay and fight him for it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FIXED YOUR SATELLITE DISH CONNECTION AND TUNED YOUR SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM. NOW CAN WE GO ON OUR DATE?

THAT WAS OUR DATE.

IN TEN MINUTES IM DATING A GUY WHO WILL REPLACE THE WATER FILTER IN MY REFRIGERATOR I CAN DO THAT.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY AND FIGHT HIM FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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