Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd May 2008

Dilbert//6978, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 23rd May 2008

Tags

free tech support self awreness grow to love dating for fix it skills

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I think my girlfriend is only dating me to get free tech support."

Dogbert says, "I'm very surprised you think that."

Dilbert says, "Because it's unlikely?"

Dogbert says, "Because it shows self-awareness."

Dilbert says, "She might grow to love me."

Dogbert says, "And... back to normal."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK MY GIRLFRIEND IS ONLY DATING ME TO GET FREE TECH SUPPORT.

I'M VERY SURPRISED YOU THINK THAT.

BECAUSE IT'S UNLIKELY?

BECAUSE IT 3 SHOWS SELF- AWARENESS.

SHE MIGHT GROW TO LOVE ME AND.

BACK TO NORMAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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