Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd June 2008

Dilbert//6988, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 2nd June 2008

Tags

bleed people living and dead awkward

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, in the past month you've blamed your lack of productivity on seven dead people and three who never existed."

Wally says, "I used to blame living coworkers but it made the meetings awkward."

The Boss says, "Whose fault is that?"

Wally says, "Here comes the awkward part."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, IN THE PAST MONTH YOU'VE BLAMED YOUR LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY ON SEVEN DEAD PEOPLE AND THREE WHO NEVER EXISTED.

I USED TO BLAME LIVING COWORKERS BUT IT MADE THE MEETINGS AWKWARD.

WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

HERE COMES THE AWKWARD PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Awkward Part"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations and sarcastic remarks, addressing his coworker Wally.
• Dilbert blames Wally's lack of productivity on seven dead people and three who never existed, implying that Wally's excuses are unfounded.
• Wally responds by saying he used to blame living coworkers but now blames meetings, which he finds awkward.
• Dilbert asks whose fault it is that the meetings are awkward, and Wally replies, "Here comes the awkward part."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the common workplace experience of unproductive meetings and the tendency to blame others for one's own shortcomings.

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