Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd June 2008

Dilbert//6988, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 2nd June 2008

Tags

bleed people living and dead awkward

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, in the past month you've blamed your lack of productivity on seven dead people and three who never existed."

Wally says, "I used to blame living coworkers but it made the meetings awkward."

The Boss says, "Whose fault is that?"

Wally says, "Here comes the awkward part."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, IN THE PAST MONTH YOU'VE BLAMED YOUR LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY ON SEVEN DEAD PEOPLE AND THREE WHO NEVER EXISTED.

I USED TO BLAME LIVING COWORKERS BUT IT MADE THE MEETINGS AWKWARD.

WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

HERE COMES THE AWKWARD PART.

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