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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd July 2008

Dilbert//7019, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 3rd July 2008


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adventurer alternate universe billionaire evolution kills the strong south pole universe


Official transcript

Anti-Dilbert says, "In my alternate universe, the one we call Wally is a billionaire entrepreneur and adventurer."

Anti-Dilbert says, "No one has seen him since he tried to swim to the south pole."

Anti-Dilbert says, "In my universe, evolution kills the strong."

Wally says, "Sounds like he had it coming."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IN MY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, THE ONE WE CALL WALLY IS A BILLIONAIRE ENTREPRENEUR AND ADVENTURER.

NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM SINCE HE TRIED TO SWIM TO THE SOUTH POLE.

IN MY UNIVERSE, EVOLUTION KILLS THE STRONG.

SOUNDS LIKE HE HAD IT COMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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