Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th July 2008

Dilbert//7035, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 19th July 2008

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new job miserable and helpless women attracted to men salary ranges trophy wives carnival skanks

Official transcript

Dilbert's moral compass is damaged. Dilbert says, "My new job is to make employees feel miserable and helpless."

Dilbert says, "Here's a chart that shows the sort of women that are attracted to men at various salary ranges."

Dilbert says, "Trophy wives are at the top, obviously, and down in your range we have the carnival skanks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

'S MORAL COMPASS IS DAMAGED.

MY NEW JOB IS TO MAKE EMPLOYEES FEEL MISERABLE AND HELPLESS.

HERE'S A CHART THAT SHOWS THE SORT OF WOMEN THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO MEN AT VARIOUS SALARY RANGES.

TROPHY WIVES ARE AT THE TOP, OBVIOUSLY, AND DOWN IN YOUR RANGE WE HAVE THE CARNIVAL SKANKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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