Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th July 2008

Dilbert//7046, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 30th July 2008

Tags

court room judge lawyer ceo witness defendant die die die admits guilt first question legal

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Where were you on the day that Dilbert was pushed out of your office window?"

The CEO says, "I was directly behind him, in this position, yelling 'die, die, die!'"

The CEO says, "The first question is just practice, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY THAT DILBERT WAS PUSHED OUT OF YOUR OFFICE WINDOW?

I WAS DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM, IN THIS POSITION, YELLING "DIE, DIE, DIE!" THE FIRST QUESTION IS JUST PRACTICE, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Die, Die, Die"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval character, being questioned by a judge and jury.
• Dilbert is accused of pushing his boss out of an office window on the day of his death.
• Dilbert responds to the charges with a series of "die"s, claiming he was simply practicing for a first question.
• The judge and jury are confused by Dilbert's response, and the comic strip ends with a cliffhanger, leaving the reader wondering what will happen next.

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