Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th July 2008

Dilbert//7046, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 30th July 2008

Tags

court room judge lawyer ceo witness defendant die die die admits guilt first question legal

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Where were you on the day that Dilbert was pushed out of your office window?"

The CEO says, "I was directly behind him, in this position, yelling 'die, die, die!'"

The CEO says, "The first question is just practice, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY THAT DILBERT WAS PUSHED OUT OF YOUR OFFICE WINDOW?

I WAS DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM, IN THIS POSITION, YELLING "DIE, DIE, DIE!" THE FIRST QUESTION IS JUST PRACTICE, RIGHT?

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