Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th August 2008

Dilbert//7053, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 6th August 2008

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ergonomically correct evil director human services job perfomance chairs wellness related

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "Our concern for wellness is related to your job performance."

Catbert says, "Obviously you won't be getting an ergonomically correct chair any time soon."

Catbert says, "And feel free to type as hard as you want."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES OUR CONCERN FOR YOUR WELLNESS IS RELATED TO YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE.

OBVIOUSLY YOU WON'T BE GETTING AN ERGONOMICALLY CORRECT CHAIR ANY TIME SOON AND FEEL FREE TO TYPE AS HARD AS YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, who is concerned about an employee's job performance.
• Catbert believes that the employee's poor performance is related to their chair.
• Catbert suggests that the employee should use an ergonomically correct chair, but only if they want to.
• The employee is hesitant to use the chair, feeling that it would be too restrictive.
• Catbert's response is to offer the employee the option to type as hard as they want, implying that they should be able to handle the demands of their job without any accommodations.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate bureaucracy and the ways in which managers can be overly concerned with minor details while ignoring the bigger picture.

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