Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th August 2008

Dilbert//7053, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 6th August 2008

Tags

ergonomically correct evil director human services job perfomance chairs wellness related

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "Our concern for wellness is related to your job performance."

Catbert says, "Obviously you won't be getting an ergonomically correct chair any time soon."

Catbert says, "And feel free to type as hard as you want."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES OUR CONCERN FOR YOUR WELLNESS IS RELATED TO YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE.

OBVIOUSLY YOU WON'T BE GETTING AN ERGONOMICALLY CORRECT CHAIR ANY TIME SOON AND FEEL FREE TO TYPE AS HARD AS YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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