Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th August 2008

Dilbert//7054, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 7th August 2008

Tags

financial bakery abuse zero units cook books foot notes smell like feet

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Welcome to 'Dogbert's Financial Bakery.' How may I abuse you?"

A man says, "We shipped zero units this quarter. Can you cook our books?"

Dogbert says, "Of course."

The man says, "Will anyone know?"

Dogbert says, "Sometimes the footnotes smell like actual feet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO "DOGBERT'S FINANCIAL BAKERY." HOW MAY I ABUSE YOU?

WE SHIPPED ZERO UNITS THIS QUARTER.

CAN YOU COOK OUR BOOKS?

OF COURSE.

WILL ANYONE KNOW?

SOMETIMES THE FOOTNOTES SMELL LIKE ACTUAL FEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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