Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th August 2008

Dilbert//7055, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 8th August 2008

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cooked books pension fund 15% per year crooks optimists whistling noise soul escaping

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I cooked the books by assuming your pension fund will earn 15% per year."

Pension Fund 15% Dogbert says, "Technically you aren't crooks, just optimists."

Tweet! Mmph! Tweet! Dogbert says, "If you hear a whistling noise, that would be your soul escaping through your nose."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COOKED THE BOOKS BY ASSUMING YOUR PENSION FUND WILL EARN 15% PER YEAR PENSION FUND TECHNICALLY YOU AREN'T CROOKS, JUST OPTIMISTS.

IF YOU HEAR A WHISTLING NOISE, THAT WOULD BE YOUR SOUL ESCAPING THROUGH YOUR NOSE.

TWEET!

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TWEET!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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