Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th August 2008

Dilbert//7056, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 9th August 2008

Tags

security software insisting critical updates critical upadtes no win

Official transcript

Wally says, "My security software kept insisting that I download critical updates."

Wally says, "I didn't have time to do all that, and I couldn't risk using my computer without critical updates. It was a no-win situation."

The Boss says, "Did you accomplish anything this week?"

Wally says, "What part of 'no-win' is confusing you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SECURITY SOFTWARE KEPT INSISTING THAT I DOWNLOAD CRITICAL UPDATES.

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THAT, AND I COULDN'T RISK USING MY COMPUTER WITHOUT CRITICAL UPDATES. IT WAS A NO-WIN SITUATION.

DID YOU ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS WEEK?

WHAT PART OF "NO-WIN" IS CONFUSING YOU?

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