Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th October 2008

Dilbert//7123, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 15th October 2008

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dogcart the ceo investors bought helicopter birds off building parking lot beaks and feathers

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO The Boss says, "Our investors are not happy that you bought a helicopter."

The Boss says, "Or that you only use it to keep birds off the building."

The Boss says, "Or that the parking lot is filling up with beaks and feathers."

Dogbert says, "I can't please everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO OUR INVESTORS ARE NOT HAPPY THAT YOU BOUGHT A HELICOPTER.

OR THAT YOU ONLY USE IT TO KEEP BIRDS OFF THE BUILDING.

OR THAT THE PARKING LOT IS FILLING UP WITH BEAKS AND FEATHERS.

I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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