Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th October 2008

Dilbert//7124, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 16th October 2008

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dogcart the ceo start rumors spread lies stock pop up stock options steal before computers

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert thinks, "Start some rumors, spread some lies..."

Dogbert says, "Wait for the stock to pop up... exercise my stock options... bang!"

Dogbert thinks, "How did people steal before computers?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO START SOME RUMORS, SPREAD SOME LIES..

WAIT FOR THE STOCK TO POP UP... EXERCISE MY STOCK OPTIONS...

BANG!

HOW DID PEOPLE STEAL BEFORE COMPUTERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, as the CEO of a company.
• Dogbert is shown sitting at his desk, thinking about how to spread rumors and lies to manipulate people.
• He decides to wait for the stock to pop up before exercising his stock options, which will give him a significant profit.
• However, Dogbert is also concerned about how people stole computers before, implying that he may be considering similar actions.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate greed and the use of deceitful tactics to achieve financial gain.

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