Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th October 2008

Dilbert//7124, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 16th October 2008

Tags

dogcart the ceo start rumors spread lies stock pop up stock options steal before computers

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert thinks, "Start some rumors, spread some lies..."

Dogbert says, "Wait for the stock to pop up... exercise my stock options... bang!"

Dogbert thinks, "How did people steal before computers?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO START SOME RUMORS, SPREAD SOME LIES..

WAIT FOR THE STOCK TO POP UP... EXERCISE MY STOCK OPTIONS...

BANG!

HOW DID PEOPLE STEAL BEFORE COMPUTERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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