Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th October 2008

Dilbert//7125, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 17th October 2008

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stepping down ceo money stolen hellhole huge bag of cash helicopter writes book buy book

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I am stepping down as CEO so I can spend more time with this money I stole from this hellhole."

Dogbert says, "I need you and you to carry huge bags of cash to my helicopter."

Wally says, "The worst part is that if he ever writes a book, I'll probably buy it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM STEPPING DOWN AS CEO SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE MONEY I STOLE FROM THIS HELLHOLE.

I NEED YOU AND YOU TO CARRY HUGE BAGS OF CASH TO MY HELICOPTER.

THE WORST PART IS THAT IF HE EVER WRITES A BOOK, I'LL PROBABLY BUY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Helicopter Money"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a CEO and his employees, with the CEO announcing that he will step down and give them more time to spend their stolen money. He asks them to carry large bags of cash to his helicopter, which is the worst part of the job, as it involves writing a book about it. The employees are reluctant to participate, but the CEO insists that they must do so. The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of corporate greed and the consequences of unethical behavior.

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