Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th October 2008

Dilbert//7125, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 17th October 2008

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stepping down ceo money stolen hellhole huge bag of cash helicopter writes book buy book

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I am stepping down as CEO so I can spend more time with this money I stole from this hellhole."

Dogbert says, "I need you and you to carry huge bags of cash to my helicopter."

Wally says, "The worst part is that if he ever writes a book, I'll probably buy it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM STEPPING DOWN AS CEO SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE MONEY I STOLE FROM THIS HELLHOLE.

I NEED YOU AND YOU TO CARRY HUGE BAGS OF CASH TO MY HELICOPTER.

THE WORST PART IS THAT IF HE EVER WRITES A BOOK, I'LL PROBABLY BUY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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