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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd December 2008

Dilbert//7191, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 22nd December 2008


Tags

blame costume date lying work clothes scapegoat depatment entire comapny men in unifrom


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I didn't have time to change out of my work clothes."

Dilbert says, "I'm working as a scapegoat for my department. Someday I hope to be a scapegoat for the entire company."

Dilbert says, "You told me women like men in uniform."

Dogbert says, "I say things."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF MY WORK CLOTHES I'M WORKING AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR MY DEPARTMENT. SOMEDAY I HOPE TO BE A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

YOU TOLD ME WOMEN LIKE MEN IN UNIFORM.

I SAY THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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