Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th January 2009

Dilbert//7229, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 29th January 2009

Tags

interview sweat nervous rudeness

Official transcript

Job interview Woman says, "I detect the flop sweat of desperation."

Woman says, "I base my hiring decisions on who would make a good mate, and I would never want to give life to your sweaty baby."

Woman says, "Do you see what I'm saying?"

crumple Dilbert says, "Can I try again when I'm dehydrated?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW I DETECT THE FLOP SWEAT OF DESPERATION I BASE MY HIRING DECISIONS ON WHO WOULD MAKE A GOOD MATE, AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO GIVE LIFE TO YOUR SWEATY BABY.

DO YOU SEE WHAT IM SA YING?

CAN I TRY AGAIN WHEN I'M DEHYDRATED?

18- CRUMPLE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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