Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th February 2009

Dilbert//7255, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 24th February 2009

Tags

complaining yelling angry future

Official transcript

Asok the intern says, "Your generation is leaving my generation a dying planet and a crippling debt."

Wally says, "Hee Hee!"

Asok the intern says, "But we shall invent life-extending drugs so you will suffer along with us! Ha!"

News Wally says, "Uh-oh."

Asok the intern says, "We will connect you to machines and keep you alive until the poor demand to eat you."

Wally says, "Well played."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR GENERATION IS LEAVING MY GENERATION A DYING PLANET AND A CRIPPLING DEBT.

HEE HEE!

BUT WE SHALL INVENT LIFE-EXTENDING DRUGS SO YOU WILL SUFFER ALONG WITH US! HA!

UH-OH.

WE WILL CONNECT YOU TO MACHINES AND KEEP YOU ALIVE UNTIL THE POOR DEMAND TO EAT YOU.

WELL PLAYED.

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