Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd March 2009

Dilbert//7282, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 23rd March 2009

Tags

boss raise rejection violence

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "You want a raise? I have one word for you."

Dogbert says, "Goink!"

Dogbert says, "I love having a new favorite word."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO YOU WANT A RAISE? I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU.

GOINK!

I LOVE HAVING A NEW FAVORITE WORD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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