Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th April 2009

Dilbert//7300, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 10th April 2009

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dating flirting yelling scared confused relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I have an actual job and I don't live at home."

Dilbert says, "My offspring would probably be smart."

Woman says, "My palms are getting sweaty and my heart is pounding. What is going on?"

Dilbert says, "It's a Darwinian thing."

Woman says, "Make it stop!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN ACTUAL JOB AND I DON T LIVE AT HOME.

MY OFFSPRING WOULD PROBABLY BE SMART.

MY PALMS ARE GETTING SWEATY AND MY HEART IS POUNDING.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

IT'S A DARWINIAN THING.

IT STOP!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evolutionary Leap"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in the 'Dilbert' series, revolves around the character of Dilbert, a bespectacled, anthropomorphic aardvark. The story begins with Dilbert expressing his dissatisfaction with his mundane job and lack of personal life.

• Scene 1: Dilbert confides in his coworkers about his feelings, stating that he has an actual job and doesn't live at home.
• Scene 2: His coworkers respond with a mixture of empathy and skepticism, leading to a humorous exchange.
• Scene 3: The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert reveals that his offspring would likely be smart, but his palms are sweating and his heart is pounding, indicating that he is excited about something.
• Scene 4: Dilbert's coworker, Alice, teases him about being a Darwinian thing, implying that he is making a big deal out of something insignificant.
• Scene 5: The comic strip concludes with Dilbert responding to Alice's comment, saying "Make it stop!" and then bursting into laughter.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the monotony of office life and the absurdity of modern-day concerns.

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