Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th April 2009

Dilbert//7300, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 10th April 2009

Tags

dating flirting yelling scared confused relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I have an actual job and I don't live at home."

Dilbert says, "My offspring would probably be smart."

Woman says, "My palms are getting sweaty and my heart is pounding. What is going on?"

Dilbert says, "It's a Darwinian thing."

Woman says, "Make it stop!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN ACTUAL JOB AND I DON T LIVE AT HOME.

MY OFFSPRING WOULD PROBABLY BE SMART.

MY PALMS ARE GETTING SWEATY AND MY HEART IS POUNDING.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

IT'S A DARWINIAN THING.

IT STOP!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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