Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 2009

Dilbert//7301, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 11th April 2009

Tags

dating flirting dinner afraid confused yelling relationships

Official transcript

Woman says, "You're not my type. Why am I attracted to you? How did you do this, you monster!"

Dilbert says, "In troubling economic times, my financial stability appeals to your survival instincts. It's basic evolution."

Woman says, "Gaaa!!! That made me bored and aroused at the same time!"

Dilbert says, "Science!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO YOU? HOW DID YOU DO THIS, YOU MONSTER!

IN TROUBLING ECONOMIC TIMES, MY FINANCIAL STABILITY APPEALS TO YOUR SURVIVAL INSTINCTS IT'S BASIC EVOLUTION.

GAAA!!! THAT MADE ME BORED AND AROUSED AT THE SAME TIME!

SCIENCE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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