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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 2009

Dilbert//7301, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 11th April 2009


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Official transcript

Woman says, "You're not my type. Why am I attracted to you? How did you do this, you monster!"

Dilbert says, "In troubling economic times, my financial stability appeals to your survival instincts. It's basic evolution."

Woman says, "Gaaa!!! That made me bored and aroused at the same time!"

Dilbert says, "Science!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO YOU? HOW DID YOU DO THIS, YOU MONSTER!

IN TROUBLING ECONOMIC TIMES, MY FINANCIAL STABILITY APPEALS TO YOUR SURVIVAL INSTINCTS IT'S BASIC EVOLUTION.

GAAA!!! THAT MADE ME BORED AND AROUSED AT THE SAME TIME!

SCIENCE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Monster Attraction"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with a woman. The conversation begins with the woman asking why she is attracted to Dilbert, despite his unusual looks. Dilbert responds that his financial stability appeals to her survival instincts, which are a basic evolution. The woman is amused by this explanation and teases him about being a "monster." Dilbert takes offense, saying that he is not a monster but rather a scientist who is bored and aroused at the same time due to the woman's presence. The woman laughs and the conversation ends with a lighthearted tone.

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